Wow, this week went fast! Time for another story though and hear it is:
The Gully Man
Joey Penance
sat in front of the old boob tube, as his father called it, completely absorbed
as Kermit the frog, dressed as a reporter interviewed Prince Charming. Joey
liked Kermit’s famous, “Hi ho, Kermit the frog here!” but his favourite
character was Super Grover. He thought Super Grover was totally awesome.
In nineteen eighty six Joey was four. He
wasn’t old enough to be able to read a chapter book, or to pour himself a
completely full glass of milk from the pitcher in the refrigerator. However, he
was old enough to wear two piece pajamas, and to still truly enjoy Sesame
Street. He was really happy. Until he moved to the new house that is.
The new house. That was the name his parents
and their friends had given it in reference. To Joey, it meant putting
everything in boxes and leaving all his friends. It has pretty hard, and he
missed his best friend from next door, Josh. He did, however, like the new
house when he arrived. His parents soon began to refer to it as the townhouse.
It wasn’t a townhouse like the ones back in
Chicago, and the move had meant taking a really, really long drive, for days.
The townhouse was in a good, quiet neighborhood close to a good elementary
school. Joey hadn’t made any definite friends yet, but come autumn he would be five
and ready to start school and he couldn’t wait to meet some new kids.
The townhouse was larger than their old home,
and was two stories in height, with a basement and attic. Before Joey and his
mom, Virginia moved in a week ago, his father had gone ahead to do some
cleaning and small renovations in preparation.
“Hey Brad, this place you got is really nice!
You taking in any boarders?” jokingly exclaimed Mike as he and Brad Penance
pulled up in front of the new townhouse in Brad’s small Volvo.
“No way! I moved back here to be closer to
family, but I still would like to keep my creepy, little brother out of my face
as much as possible!” he laughed, “Except when I need you to help clean, and
you know you can come over from your bachelor pad now and then to drool!
Seriously though, It’s great to get out of that dump in Chicago. Virginia and
Joey will be here in a week, and I want this place to look amazing. I’ve made a
list of a few small things that need fixing, and I’ve brought some tools in the
back of the car. But, the big chore for today is cleaning up the old attic.”
“Oooooh, where the spooks hide!” Mike lifted
his hands up, wiggling his fingers comically. “Sounds cool. I love digging
through old junk.”
Mike hauled his thin frame out of the Volvo
and stood in the driveway, gazing up at the house. “You know, looking at this
place, I bet it’s had a wild history. It’s what, nineteen-forties?”
“Actually, it’s thirties, and it does have
quite a history. The real estate guy gave me an old paper on it along with the
blueprints.” Brad pulled his keys from his pocket as he spoke, and ushered Mike
into a tiled foyer, “It was built by some old, rich fart as a club house for
him and his weirdo friends. I guess they threw some wild parties up until he
died in forty-four. The local gossip was that he was head of some weird cult or
something. You know seances and orgies, shit like that. My guess is that it was
most likely a bunch of closet homosexuals who couldn’t come out back then.”
He continued, “I didn’t think it’d be wise to
let Virginia know about that though; and how they found him here, you know,
after.”
“What the hell are you trying to say Brad?
That some guy died here in your new house from ritualistically orgying himself
to death? With other guys?! Whew! That’s sure a load of something!” Mike
exclaimed.
“Yeah, and they found him here the day after
his last party. Eighty some years old, until he died of what they called a
severe shock at the top of the stairs just outside the attic door. His hands,
the article said, actually had to be pried off the doorknob and it seemed as if
he was trying to hold the door shut from something.”
“Eeeeew! Why’d you feel the need to say that?
Creepy man, creeeepy!”
“Yeah, I know, right? Then the house was sold
to a quiet couple with no children who are probably unpacking things at their
retirement home in Florida right now.” Brad began to head upstairs, with Mike
behind him, “The reason I want to get up into the attic today is mainly to
check out the roof for myself. No one’d been up there in years until it came up
for sale. I unboarded it yesterday and took a quick look. It seemed okay, but I
want to get a closer inspection. Plus, I want you to see some freaky stuff I
found. I think it was the old man’s.”
“And,” he added as he reached out towards the
door, “Just so you know, I already replaced the doorknob too.”
“Thank god for that!” Mike shuddered, “I’m
still worried about finding a pickled head or a jar of bat wings!”
“Or a strap-on?” Brad winked.
“Oh man, you are gross! With a capital G!”
Brad laughed aloud, “Gotcha! Stop worrying,
it’s just old books and ornaments.”
The door swung open and Brad stepped in, over
the boards he’d pulled down before, and Mike followed behind, hesitantly.
Sweeping over them came the smell of dust and
old wood. Cobwebs hung from the walls and the ceiling. The entire back half of
the room was split off by a number of large cedar trunks bound with leather
straps, and piled one onto another.Two dim, dust covered forty watt bulbs with
pull chains provided the only light. A few electrical wires ran from junction
boxes on the exposed wall studs, which also supported some wooden shelving
holding what appeared to be laboratory equipment. A low set, marble topped
table sat against one wall. Set on top of this was a crucible, two candle
sticks, and something that looked like an old industrial shop coat.
“This is wild Brad! Look at the stains on this
funky table. Must’ve been some kind of cult thing! This is just too cool!” Mike
had the sort of look on his face Brad recognized as being that of Mike wanting
to run his fingers over everything in the room.
“Yeah, yeah, too cool. Look, if you want it,
it’s all yours buddy, just help me get it out by the end of the week and don’t
ever tell Virginia where it came from. Deal?”
“Uh huh, great! This stuff’ll look sharp in my
place and don’t worry, her or Joey’ll never know about the skeleton’s in this
home’s closet from me!” Mike winked then suggested that they move some of the
trunks so they could see what was on the other side of the attic.
“Yeah, maybe you will find that pickled head!”
joked Brad, as they grabbed the trunks and began to move them out of the way.
Soon they had a path cleared wide enough to pass through. Surprisingly, the
entire other half was completely empty.
There was a thick layer of dust coating the
walls and floor. Brad turned back to the trunks, while Mike began walking
about, exploring the walls, wiring and support beams. Upon discovering nothing
of interest though, he wandered about, kicking at the dust and leaning over
Brad’s shoulder to see the contents of the trunks as they were opened. The two
men began to talk and get caught up on things they’d missed with each other
over the past few years. As Mike paced about the attic, however, he suddenly
exclaimed to Brad that he’d found something on the floor under the dust, just
as the older brother finished opening a trunk by unhooking the leather straps
to discover it’s contents. It, like the other trunks, held old, leather-bound tomes
and papers some of which were in a language or languages neither of them
understood. Brad had made a guess at Hebrew while Mike considered Hindi
to be a good pick, pointing out the religious diversity in that region of the
world.
“And what did you find?” inquired Brad,
bringing focus back to Mike’s find while looking up from a book entitled De Vermis Mysteriis by Ludwig Prinn which seemed to Brad to perhaps be a handwritten French translation of a much older,
unreadable book.
“I don’t know. Just stupid shit. Looks like
some kid drew a circle on the floor in chalk and some weird other scribbles . I
just tried to dust part of it off. It came right off the floor onto my hand, so
when we get this all swept it shouldn’t be a problem.”
“Strange. Well, I’ll wash the floor up here
tomorrow, but right now I feel like lunch! Let’s take off Mike, okay?” Brad
closed the lid to the trunk. Then he and Mike wandered out to the car, after
Mike grabbed a few interesting items quickly for himself.
A few moments after they drove off, the dust
in the attic had begun to settle again. The small particles floated gently,
swirling down to the wooden floor, landing on the broken circle. Outside, the
afternoon turned grey, causing the house to look more ominous. People passing
by looked up at it, feeling an odd vibe, then huddled closer together and
hurried on their way, thinking perhaps the weather was taking a turn for the
worse. Back inside, a faint, bluish light broke forth across the floor, tracing
the chalk along the tight seamed floorboards until it came to the fresh break
in the circle. There was a sudden lightning flash with the electric smell of
ozone hanging in the air for a split second. Then, in the utter darkness that
followed, something gurgled. It gurgled deep and low from the back of it’s
slippery, dead throat.
The new house was bigger than the old one.
Joey had his own room. After he turned off the television and video cassette
recorder, he wandered up there. It had a white-framed window and a shelf where
he could put all his He-Man action figures. Joey decided he would probably like
it in the new house. It was cool. He even told his mom that a few minutes later
when she came in to tuck him in and wish him goodnight.
“I’m glad you like it,” she replied, thinking
“Thank God!” to herself.
“Just wait until you start to meet the new
kids in the neighborhood. Then you’ll really love it. Tomorrow I’ll take you
down to the playground at the school to play on the swings, okay?”
“Great, thanks mom! G’night!” Joey rolled over
under the fresh linen bedsheets as Virginia turned out the light.
Joey stretched out in the bed and released a
contented sigh. He did actually fall asleep for a while, but late in the night,
while he was curled up in bed, he awoke again when something touched him with a
cold, wet finger.
“Hello Joey,” It croaked, then giggled,
gurgling. “Do you want to know who I am?”
Joey couldn’t answer because his voice had
somehow managed to disappear. He shut his eyes so tightly he could see colors
flashing. His disbelief was enormous and the more he did not look, the more it
would not be real.
“I’m the gully man Joey!” More wet giggling,
“I am from the gully, in the dark lands, elsewhere. Stolen and called from my
home and now every night, I’m going to visit you here. Sometimes I will be in
your closet. Or, I could be in that chair over there. In fact Joey, I could
show up anywhere. But most of all I would like to be with you, in this lovely,
nice bed. I’m going to come every single night, and then,” with a particularly
noxious giggle smelling like swamp (Joey could imagine it slapping it’s hands
over its fish hook toothed mouth tightly just to keep from bursting
out in laughter), “just when you get used to me here Joey, I’m going to kill
you. I will just reach out and strangle you. I want you to know what you have
coming.”
Joey’s scream pierced the house with full
force, as the thing’s dead finger began to slide, caressing along his cheek.
Brad snapped awake in the room down the hall.
“Holy Christmas!”, he thought. “Who’s being
killed?”
When he opened the door to Joey’s bedroom, his
son was curled up in a fetal position on the bed crying hysterically. Later on
he would tell Virginia that when he’d reached out and touched the boy, “Joey
screeched loud enough to just about pop a lung!”
“Jesus please us, Joey! What’s this now?” he
asked.
“Ih-Ih-It touched me!” Joey wailed.
“What did? What touched you?”
“The boogeyman! He’s all duh-duh-dead!”
“Oh, Joey, now don’t be so silly!” Brad
exclaimed, exasperated. “You know there aren’t any monsters. If there were, I’d
hunt them down and kill them.”
“A-are you sure?” Joey asked, wiping his eyes
with his blanket edge. The terror was already beginning to feel like the stuff
of nightmares.
“Sure. There’s no such thing as monsters. Now
go back to sleep cowboy.” Brad tousled his son’s hair and then wandered back to
bed, wondering where his kid was getting his morbid imaginings from. Probably
one of those stupid Saturday morning cartoons. He decided to talk to Virginia
about it in the morning, but he never did.
As Joey drifted off, back to sleep, his mind
babbled, “There’s no such thing as monsters, there’s no such thing as monsters,
no such thing as monsters, no such thing.”
Out of the empty darkness, a contradictory
voice floated. “That was really bad Joey. I suppose it’s partly my fault. I
didn’t tell you the rule about not telling your parents about me. It’s because
they might give you a light for by your bed at night. How can I scare you Joey,
if it’s not dark? The scariest things live in the darkness. Or. they might let
you go and sleep between them in their big bed for a while. I wouldn’t like
that. No, not at all! So you see Joey, don’t you, that this would be best if we
just finished it now? I’m only sorry it couldn’t last longer.”
The gully man pulled itself out from under the
bed and slid its leprous corpse body between the sheets next to Joey’s. When
Joey fainted, the gully man wrapped it’s hands around Joey’s neck and slowly,
harder and harder, squeezed its fingers tight.
Two nights later, a few blocks away, a little
girl cried silently, tears streaming down her face, trying not to scream as the
gully man began to feed from her fear, gaining strength after his long
imprisonment. This time he had remembered to tell the rules. He giggled. All
the rules.